Shy's Desk Corner

cristobalite:

siliconedrops:

genderikari:

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading

My brother has now theorized that Kritiker is comprised of emotionally dead high-stakes gamblers who make “assassin teams” and then place bets on who goes insane first for shits and giggles.

The more I read Weiss Kreuz supplemental material (for shitty fanfic purposes I’m sorry I just love Ken so much) the more baffled I become. The choices Kritiker makes have no governing logic.  Emotionally volatile, revenge-obsessed youths?  That’s ASSASSIN MATERIAL.  Crippling levels of Catholic guilt over your job?  Best encourage that, can’t have the assassins we pay being happy.  My brother’s kid oh shit it’s mine I’ll RAISE HIM TO BE AN ASSASSIN from a young age THAT’LL SHOW MY DICKCHEESE OF A BROTHER.  

“But he was my best friend!”  Yeah, kill him.  ”I’m in love with her!”  Put that bitch down.  ”She was the nun that raised me!”  What?  No, of course none of the others can do that.  Go slaughter your mother figure.

Of course, Persia is the man that saw fit to take the kid he thought was his brother’s and rename him after the Takatori’s vacation home, TSUKIYONO CASTLE (rich bastards).  

And the fact that multiple Weiss teams before Aya’s crew went insane and AWOL never made them think they should change their methods.  Side B is slightly less insane and you think things are going better but then SIDE A WHAT and Ken gets to kill more old friends because why not.  

WK’s greatest strength is also its greatest weakness.  Takehito Koyasu, creator and madman.

I still can’t figure outwhy I like this show.  probably lapsed Catholic vigilante?  oh Ken baby ;.;