Shy's Desk Corner

alyssakorea:

Hahahahah ugghhh god, I can’t believe I did this

(via metrophor)

dixonfacts:

Dixon Fact # 86

Also, if you haven’t heard Norman Reedus is voicing the Punisher in an upcoming animated movie.

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littlerenaissancedavinci:

altair-has-class:

askstumpy:

colgateprower:

mrprower:

datass-assin:

lafein:

masterassassino:

algrenion:

thebitchinmagician:

eagleofmasyaf:

mysterycereal:

ohgodsalazarwhy:

Assassin’s Creed: Sit in a Bureau All Day

Assassin’s Creed: You Fuck You Killed My Brother

Assassin’s Creed: Goddammit my Arm

Assassin’s Creed: Altair Do I Have to Tell You How to Do Everything

Assassin’s Creed: The Novice Chronicles 

Assassin’s Creed: Vociferous Rantings of an Angry Dai

Assassin’s Creed: The Flying Inkpot Episode

Assassin’s Creed: Still Working on the Same Map

Assassin’s Creed: Your Mission Isn’t Even in This City Altair, Go Away

Assassin’s Creed: Hummus Party

Assassin’s Creed: Take This Feather and Fuck Off

I would play all of these forever.

Assassin’s Creed: Altair I Said Quietly You Dumbfuck

Assassin’s Creed: I Should Dust This Counter

Assassin’s Creed: I hope you Fucking miss the Haystack next time.

Assassin’s Creed: Fuck knows why The Boss Keeps You 

Reblogging with some one from the notes. I literally nearly stopped breathing

Assassin’s Creed: Refill my inkpot

Assassin’s Creed: Revenge of the Dusty Book

Assassin’s Creed: Keeping My Pimp Hand Strong

Assassin’s Creed: One handed wonder

Assassin’s Creed: Altair hold still i only want to stab you

Assassin’s Creed: aw fuck i spilled the ink again

Assassin’s Creed: Altair i will fucking drown you

Assassin’s Creed: I’m not letting you in until you become anonymous altair

Assassin’s Creed: Watch Altair sleep before missions

Assassin’s Creed: Unarmed

Assassin’s Creed: Take that apple and go fuck yourself

Assassin’s Creed: Somehow Free-run with one arm

Assassin’s Creed: Don’t make me give you another scar on your lip, Altair

Assassin’s Creed: Get the fuck out of my bureau

Assassin’s Creed: I’d strangle you if i had my other arm

[ Holy shit, I made this suggestion to ACConfessions like a few months ago and now it exploded. Anyway … ]

Assassin’s Creed: YOUR ACTIONS VERY MUCH CONCERN ME! Now on the 3Ds for EXTRA ink-pot throwing.

This is everything I have dreamed of and more.

Assassin’s Creed: I’ll stab you with this feather

Assassin’s Creed: Take this feather and shove it up your ass

Assassin’s Creed: And this is where I’d put my fucks if I gave one

Assassins’ Creed: I’ll kill you when you sleep

Assassin’s Creed: Cry in the corner Altair

Assassin’s Creed: CRY QUIETLY ALTAIR! FUCK!

Assassin’s Creed: Dafuq is Altair doing?

(via altyloveswaffles)

claireruns:

I wanna do something like this in the apartment!!

elenafishers:

#you’re walking in jerusalem #there’s no one around and you have no bird to send your letter for help #out of the corner of your eye you spot him #malik al-sayf #he’s following you about thirty feet back #he gets down on all threes and breaks into a sprint#he’s gaining on you malik al-sayf #you’re looking for your horse but you’re all turned around #he’s almost upon you now and you can see there’s blood on his robes #MY GOD THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!

(Source: oi-mitsu, via hideakiitsuno)

avianna:

This is James. I’m guessing this was before they played it that the art was picked.

Its funny to think of James in this way at all. I’m giggling uncontrollably.